Convos Across Continents and Years

Mom and dad are having a conversation. Child overhears…

Mom: “…hahaha! He was de hot shotta for real.”

Child: “What does that even mean?”

Mom: “Like, he was criss.”

Child: “Huh?”

Mom: “De don juice!”

Child: “I don’t understand what you’re talking about.”

Mom: ” The top shotta. De dondadawada.”

Child: “Mom are you even speaking English?”

Mom: “Sigh. Ok. He was awesome.”

Child: “Oh I get it now. I thought you were speaking Bermudian.”